All The More Reason

Can we all agree to stop saying “Expect the Unexpected”? It’s dumb. (No offense to you, Jesus – and You didn’t really say that, anyway, so hopefully, none taken...)

You CAN’T expect the unexpected. For one, it’s definitional – if you expect something, it ceases to be unexpected, and then you’re right back where you started from. That’s pedantic, though (or semantic… probably both), so more compellingly, you can’t expect the unexpected because the range of possible things that are outside of what you expect is infinite. You couldn’t possibly even imagine them all, let alone expect them all. So, sorry, all you bumper stickers/motivational Instagram posts/cut-rate corporate keynote speakers, we will *never* expect the unexpected. Stop telling us to. You’re just setting us up for failure.

What we can do, though, is become robust. We can become antifragile. We can ready ourselves to deal with whatever comes, unexpected or not. We can watch, as we’re told to do, and we can learn to hold our liquor. We can pray to be alert and to be strong and to be ready for whatever comes, whenever that may be.

Because, if we’re honest, most of us don’t think that we’ll actually have to stand before the Son of Man. Sure, it says it in the Book, but that’s a metaphor, or a myth, or something that may happen far in the future. It hasn’t happened for over two millennia, so why would we expect it in the next couple of decades? We wouldn’t.

Precisely. Which is all the more reason to watch.

— MeganPrestonMeyer

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